Noodle NonSense - A New Way to Get Filthy Rich
Would you like to make millions on the Internet?
Why not? Working for a living sure sucks dog's nuggets.
So, you've tried AdSense. Didn't do so hot, right? Now, I'm not knocking this beautiful, wonderful concept, but I may have stumbled onto something even more amazing. When I heard about it, I yelled and screamed so much it would make Anthony Robbins look like the shy, ugly girl at the Prom.
Try the new mega-buck making enterprise -- Noodle NonSense. Yep, just build a crappy old website, maybe a freebie type from Yahoo or somesuch, and watch the pennies trickle in at a glacial speed! Your bank account will be bulging at the seams, only it will be bulging like the distended stomach of an Ethiopian anorexic. Empty as a church on Monday mornin'.
Imagine, waking up each day, logging in to your special member area, and finding that you have made zero sales and zero commissions.
And the best part? As you light up your first cigarette of the morning, you will be filled with that sense of non-achievement that so many of us crave, but are cleverly steered away from by the marketing gurus.
Okay, so you really, truly think getting rich will be the answer to all your problems. Maybe it will. But take a hint from me. The best way to guarantee regular income, stability and happiness is...wait for it... a job! Yes, that's right. Get off your lazy, day-dreamy ass and get a job.
Or, you could sign up for a zillion free ebooks telling you how to fleece Joe Public of his hard-earned cash. But these only tease you, don't they. You want to know more. Only this time, guess what? You gotta fork out!
Is it not interesting, my friends, that all the affiliate programs and marketing boffins tell you the best way to make a killing on the 'Net is selling on products telling other suckers how to make a killing on the Internet. Now, isn't that all a little strange?
So, ditch those silly ideas right now! There is nothing more satisfying than being a mediocrity, slouched in front of the TV watching football, soap operas or gameshows, shovelling fast food down your gullet quicker that George W can say "Invade Iran!".
Anyway, back to Noodle NonSense. This scheme is so wonderful, I recommended it to my uncle, and in only six months he has made no sales, and no commissions. But monitoring his account in the feeble hope that somehow some schmuck is going to join his affiliASS program at least keeps him from stalking schoolgirls in the afternoons.
What's the secret?
Well, I can't tell you right now, can I? No point in giving away the farm. So here's what I'll do. You mail me all your savings and I will tell you all there is to know. Promise!
But Dr Cam DOES know how to attract naughty women on the Internet. And it costs. But not much. It's a real product that men buy, use and, hopefully, get some results. And it's kind of entertaining in a moronic way. Check it out, fellas.
About the Author: Cam Langdon used himself as a guinea pig on some of the raunchier personals sites, and now shares some of his experiences in his best-selling ebook. Which is very cheap, by the way! http://www.contacttoday.com
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